Can I wake board on the waves made by the Betoota Advocate?

Australia’s oldest newspaper reports:

Local Couple Skip $4000 For Celebrant And Force Thespian Mate To Do It

So I published this Betoota wedding celebrant landing page and a supporting blog post on getting married in Betoota and now I wonder how much traffic this silly joke can bring?


And the search engines respond pretty quickly.

My search engine of choice, Kagi, got me quickly.

Kagi’s betoota wedding celebrant results ⌘

Bing indexed me pretty qiuckly too.

Bing results for betoota wedding celebrant ⌘